If you’re looking for a night out on the town
 You just found me
 freak like me [bad word]  I’m a 65 million dollar circus tragedy
 freak like me [bad word]  I’m not rollin’, baby rollin’
 In the green but I’m unique
 Freak, a freak, freak
 I’m the new Coney Island
 And all the rides are open and free
 On me
 Freak like me [bad word] 
 All the weirdos in the world 
 Are right here in New York City
 All the brazen boys and girls
 Dressed to kill without pity
 All the weirdos from out of town
 And all the freaks always around
 All the weirdos in the world
 Are here in New York City tonight
 Here in New York City tonight

 I got a crew of party animal mutants by my side
 freak like me [bad word]  Demon hairdo evil dressers who just won’t be denied
 freak like me [bad word]  The crossroads of the roads just need a little tweak 
 From a freak
 I said goodbye to my straight life 
 ‘Cause I love a freak
 freak like me [bad word] 
 All the weirdos in the world 
 Are here right now in New York City
 All the brazen boys and girls
 Peacocks, posers show no pity
 All the weirdos from out of town
 And all the freaks always around
 All the weirdos in the world
 Are here in New York City tonight
 Here in New York City tonight

 Oh yeah
 That’s the boys
 And the ladies sing