[Royce da 5'9":] What? Uhh...
[Eminem:] The Bad...
[Royce da 5'9":] Yeah...
[Eminem:] The Evil...
[Royce da 5'9":] Right, yo
[Eminem:] put em together
 [bad word]  Royce da 5'9" & Eminem]

[Royce da 5'9":] Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
[Eminem:] If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit
If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
[Royce da 5'9":] Yo...
[Both:] I'm just [bad word] with you, cause I got nothin to do

[Eminem:]
I am bored!
I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders
Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers [crash sound]
Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off
And slippin a Molotov in your [bad word] (take that)
Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face [punch sound]
Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
I'm on some shook [bad word]  if it's missin I took it (whoops!)
Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked!
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx)
So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
When the rest of his body's still [bad word] 

[Royce da [bad word] with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it
For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds
Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you [bad word] up
Pick the fifth up, [bad word]  spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs (what?)
I'm the hottest [bad word] in the industry (uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half
You know how a thug in this [bad word] ll end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?)
I take it if [bad word] your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible
 [bad word] x2]

[Eminem:]
[Yawns] Forget a [bad word] - my metaphors are [bad word] It takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, I'm a end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
I'll throw you off of ten floors... {AHHHHHHH}
Pull a [bad word] headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)
I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This [bad word] wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.
You swallow [bad word] [bad word]  " "No, but I brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while I'm autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin
I'm not a fact, I'm a proven fear
Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin,
"Wait, wait, wait... you ain't movin here! "
Lorena Bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir?
I've been high as [bad word]  since I was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? Same difference - I need some 'caine
Cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants
(Oh my God!) Brain implants and they say there's a slim chance
I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz'

[Royce da 5'9":]
Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace and make faces
I'll display hate and break you in eight places (what?)
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, ice in my veins, blowin your hand off
Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won't die, I'm never leavin (what?)
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
Street niggaz