I was backstage at a festival in Germany
Talking to a cute, fair-skinned [bad word] I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figured that's cuz she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told me that she was fully [bad word] That's when I realised it was Sara or maybe it was Tegan
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
Cuz Johnny Samson said she was the cooler one

I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard them
But I like k.d. lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Junos
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara
Or maybe I just [bad word] her
Off when I asked her if her sister
And her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl
fourgy or a fivesome
Do they think strapons are groovy
And had they ever seen the movie
Bound - did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Did they like Jennifer Tilly?

Sara said she prefered Gina Gershon,
Angelina Jolie in a "Gia" movie
That was on HBO
And "If These Walls Could Talk"
Made Tegan cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with diazepam
So many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling

It's not that I'm a clairvoyant
But I think I creeped out Sara
I was creeping out on Sara
I hope it wasn't Tegan
Cause Skiba said she is the cooler one