Henrietta we got no flowers for you
Just these three miserable [bad word] 
sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat 
we know you love us and you probably do although you're husband may cut us 
he's such an animal though everything is possible 

give us a kiss and maybe we can go out 
it's hard to miss you when you follow us about 
buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola 
we'll get you there in some filthy big gondola 

clean out the bank and bump off your daddy you [bad word] live with us among the has beens and the addicts 
these are crazy times down at Costello music you can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it [bad word] on 

Dear Henrietta we're just three lonely boys Though the girls love us we're so 
into you incredibly we'd love to see you terribly 
we'd love to hate you but we don 't have no choice  [bad word] be our wa ha ha ha 
honey, honey three four one time once more

give us a kiss and maybe we can go out 
it's hard to miss you when you follow us about 
buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola 
we'll get you there in some filthy big gondola 

clean out the bank and bump off your daddy you [bad word] live with us among the has beens and the addicts 
these are crazy times down at Costello music you can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it [bad word] on 

clean out the bank and bump off your daddy you [bad word] live with us among the has beens and the addicts 
these are crazy times down at Costello music you can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it [bad word] on.