"Uso o tsuku no wa tokui nanda"
"Demo, honne wa sukoshi nigate de sa"
"Okashī ne, itsudatte sa"
"Hontō no hanashi ga, ichiban uso kusainda yo"

Bipappu na fuyū-kan [bad word] ga shidai ni [bad word] Tsūbīto de hikatte tama ni wa guchichatte ii ka na
Nē, chotto hanasou ka baka na jishō shōshō nan dakedo,Mō nanka osamaranai netabanashi datte tei de hitotsu dō?

Jaa, chotto shaberou ka. Boku no heibon de ite myou na koto
Heibon o yosotta boku ga zutto [bad word] koto
Juunen wa tachisou na [bad word] hi, "kaibutsu" no koe ga [bad word] Shinzou o nomikonda "Uso o tsuki tsuzukero" tte sa

Sore irai, boku wa usotsuki de
Damasenai hito ya mono mo nakunatte
"Kaibutsu" ni narihatechatte sa
...Aa, gomen ne nakanaide! Zenbu horabanashi da yo?

OOMAIDATATI! Nante shuutai! Boku wa gomakasu
Nante ittatte kono honshin wa bukimi janai?
Itsuwatte soppo muite uso o kasanete
Boku wa kyou mo mata tsurezure azawarau

BIBAPPU, kiesou na [bad word] ga kiraisaou na shoujo ni mo
TSUUBIITO, nakisou na uso ga kirai na seishounen ni mo
Sou, mou onaji you ni chachi na "risou" ga [bad word] Shinzou o nomikonda sore irai kizuitanda

Bokura wa tanjun no risou kanatte [bad word] Hitoribocchi ja kono you wa ikiteikenai
Sore mo uso? Iya iya, honshin da yo?
Kuzuresou na mune ga "NO" de michimichiteiku

OOMAIDAATI! Motto kiite! Boku no kokoro o
Wagamama o kono uso o honmono o
"Sabishii yo" nante itta boku wa kawaranai
Niyakesou na hodo, tsunezune [bad word] 
OOMAIDAATI! Mou kirai da! Hora kikasete yo
Akirechau you na boku nante mou sukuenai?
"Mondainai ze" nante itte kimi wa kawaranai
"Aa, MISUchatta"
Mata bukimi na boku ni, tsunezune oboreteiku

"Aa, chotto shaberisugichatta ne"
"Maa, tada no "horabanashi" dakara sa"
"Sore ja kyou wa kono hen de"
"Tsugi ni aizu ga natta toki wa"
"Motto fushigi na hanashi o [bad word] yo"