So I was sitting there in the bar and this [bad word] up to me and he said 
 "My life stinks" and I saw his gold credit card 
 And I saw the way he was looking at people across the room and I looked at his face 
 And you know, what a good looking face, and I just said, 
 "Dude, your perspective on life sucks".

He's got looks that books take pages to tell
 He's got a face to make you fall on your knees
 He's got money in the bank to thank and I guess
 You could think he's livin' at ease

Like lovers on the open shore (what's the matter)
 When you're sitting there with so much more (what's the matter)
 While you're wondering what the [bad word] to be
 Are you wishing you were ugly like me?

Blame it on the girls who know what to do
 Blame it on the boys who keep hitting on you

Blame it on your mother for the things she said
 Blame it on your father but you know he's dead

Blame it on the girls
 Blame it on the boys
 Blame it on the girls
 Blame it on the boys

Life could be simple but you never fail
 [bad word] it every single time

You could have children and a wife, a perfect little life
 But you blow it on a bottle of wine

Like a baby you're a stubborn child (what's the matter)
 Always looking for an axe to grind (what's the matter)
 While you're wondering what the [bad word] to do
 We were wishing we were lucky like you

Blame it on the girls who know what to do
 Blame it on the boys who keep hitting on you

Blame it on your mother for the things she said
 Blame it on your father but you know he's dead

Blame it on the girls
 Blame it on the boys
 Blame it on the girls
 Blame it on the boys
 (x2)

He's got looks that books take pages to tell
 He's got a face to make you fall on your knees
 He's got money in the bank to thank and I guess
 You could think he's livin' at ease

Blame it on the girls who know what to do
 Blame it on the boys who keep hitting on you

Blame it on your mother for the things she said
 Blame it on your father but you know he's dead

Blame it on the girls
 Blame it on the boys
 Blame it on the girls
 Blame it on the boys
 (x2)