My life is like unto a bargain store
And I may have just what you're lookin' for
If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is used
But with a little mending it could be as good as new
Why you take for instance this old broken heart
If you will just replace the missing parts
You would be surprised to find how good it really is
Take it and you never will be sorry that you did

The bargain store is [bad word] inside
You can easily afford the price
Love is all you need to purchase all the merchandise
And I will guarantee you'll [bad word] satisfied
Take these old used memories from the past
And these broken dreams and plans that didn't last
I'll trade them for a future, I can't use them anymore
I've wasted love but I still have some more

The bargain store is [bad word] inside
You can easily afford the price
Love is all you need to purchase all the merchandise
And I can guarantee you'll [bad word] satisfied

My life is like unto a bargain store
And I may have just what you're lookin' for
If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is used
With a little mendin' it could be as good as new

The bargain store is [bad word] inside
The bargain store is [bad word] inside