Written by: (Harris [bad word] Gers/Murray/McBrain)

(From Be Quick or Be Dead, 1992)

Settle down 
 She's got legs... like an airship, She's got an [bad word] ... like a coaltip

 She's got [bad word] .. just like hot air balloons, and I mean the hindenburg 
 She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon 
 Yeah you know what I mean 

 She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it 
 You disappear inside, you're never seen again... lost forever 
 She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon,
 here we go... Should be some kind of guitar solo here... 

 Well I met her in a bar, she was Climbing up the wall 
 I don't think she was available, she was made of (inintelligible) 
 I met her in a bar, she was Climbing up the wall 
 In fact she was nailed to it 
 I got out my hammer and said babe,lets get down to it baby 

 She had a brain like a Sheepdip, She [bad word]  like a cesspit I didn't mind 
 She was a big girl, She was big. I mean she was big, she was [bad word] huge!
 Enormous! 
 You could have sailed the hindenburg through her legs and never even had landing permission! 

 One more! 
 Oh we sailed across the ocean with me 
 I'd look like a flea on the back of a sperm whale 
 Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the albert hall
 yeah