Both:
One Two Three Four!!
Izaya:
Aichaku sugi no FUR COAT
Dare mo kansatsu ni ikou kana
Souda ore wa itsudemo sou
Waikyoku, [bad word] IKEBUKURO

Shizuo:

Chikara [bad word] LIMITER
Itsumademo* tattemo ochitsukanee
Dare mo yasumasete kurenaide
Sekai wa aitsu ga jama wo [bad word] 
Aa, uzeeeee** hyoushiki, jihanki nagetsukete
Aa, [bad word] dokomademo

Izaya:
Anosa, motto ippai tanoshimou yo
Hito, LOVE! Hito, LOVE!
Kokoro hazumasete

Shizuo:

Konna tokoro ni nan no you da?
Chotto ippatsu nagurasero

Izaya:

Kando gokuaku INFINITY
BARTENDER? GURASAN?
Shinsoko choushou

Shizuo:

Zenbu Zenbu aitsu no sei
Sassato kaereya Izayaaaa!

Izaya:

Tende youki ni fumitsubusou
Itsumo no [bad word] choushi de hora

Shizuo:

Tokkuni ore wa gaman genkai
Atama ni chi ga nobotte iku

Izaya:

Izaya to Shizuo de FIGHTING?
FIGHTING? FIGHTING?
Arama tonde kita GUARDRAIL!
Nigeashi sosokusa One, two One, two

Aa, tanoshiina yuganda aijou ukeirete
Aa, sono ryoute de ukeirete

Anosa, chotto kiite yo koko juuyou
Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
Koukaku agete

Shizuo:

Dakara dakara uzatte-ndayo
Motto bun naguraretaika?

Izaya:

Kowai kowai sonna okoranaide
Rikutsu mo, kotoba mo, shikkari kiite

Shizuo:

Sakki nante itte sakki sakki
Simon ga kite shimau mae ni
Korosu!

Izaya to Shizuo de FIGHTING?
FIGHTING? FIGHTING?
Arayo nagetsuketa GUARDRAIL! [bad word] mochiagete One, two One, two

Machiyagare

Izaya:
 [bad word] 
Both:
Kyou mo hora
Waikyoku, [bad word] IKEBUKURO

Izaya:

Henene, motto ippai tanoshimou yo
Rikutsu? Bouryoku?

Futari hajiite
Konna orera yugande masu ka?
Chotto oshiete kurenai ka?

Kando gokuaku INFINITY
Nomi mushi? Kuromaku?
Mou pun pun

Shizuo:

Zenbu Zenbu aitsu no sei
Sassato koko kara inaku nare