Johnny has a problem 
Johnny is out of control 
He had a TV party 
With the kids in the black hole 
Stealing people's mail 
And lynching the landlord 
Things to do when angry, young and bored 
Johnny was only a lad 
Johnny hates the scene 
First he hit an old man 
Then he hit [bad word] Pauline 
The record player spinning the best times 
I never had 
So why do my old records make me sad? 
Cause they're so bad 
And no one seems to understand 
The glory of guitar 
When out of tune 
The off timing 
The singers who can't sing 
The beauty of flaw 
He's a teenage vegetable 
This is the last resort 
He's got PCP in his veins 
He lives inside a court
Johnny is a punk rocker 
Johnny is he [bad word]  
Johnny needed two bags 
And a car [bad word] 
Johnny wasn't liked much 
But he had a lot of friends 
Waits on stage 
Eating ludes 
mindless brainwashed pig 
Johnny was a good man 
Till the day that he got shot 
He had a jacked up chevy 
That could blow you off the spot 
Johnny always needs 
More than he takes 
Forgets a couple chords 
Forgets a couple breaks 
Johnny says he's bound 
By only six strings to this world 
Johnny questions sellout bands 
And Johnny pux0rs ritalin
And Johnny is an angry amputee