Stoned is the way of the Walk  
Stoned is the way of the Walk  
Verse 1 ( real) 
Well  it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat  
Some think I'm a criminal  
But  yo I ain't all of that  
Hit'cha with the baseball bat  
An' ya wanna ill though  
Wanna mess around   
You get [bad word] on the hill bro  
Kick it like a steel toe  real slow  
Hits from the bong   
Make me feel like Cheech, 
And I'm kickin' it wit' Chong, 
Just like Cheech & Chong frontin' with "Ice Cream", 
Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream, 
Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly, 
I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me, 
Pigs often site me, that's not polite G, 
And any hour of the day ya know I might be, 
Harassed by a pig real fast, 
They wanna Rodney King me, 
Always tryin'a crown my [bad word]  
Ain't got no class(Sen Dog: No Class) 
I hit they' [bad word] like the buddah thats stinkey, 
They wanna' [bad word] but, they' just so rinky-dinky, 
I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk, 
Sen gotts the Philly, an' he's gonna light the blunt, 
Sippin' curfew makes me go koo-koo, 
somthin' like loco then turn in to this loocoo, 
Binggin the beta,yea, now the funk is risen, 
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen, 
As I kick atrip, [bad word] #39; straight from my siness, 
Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco, 
I rimemba sista Maggie, breast were kinda saggy, 
Used to sell me buddah outta [bad word] up little, 
Honeyd up a twenty even when I had no money, 
She said "Pay me back with some latin [bad word] Sonnie" 
Well I neva' went out, and I don' thnk I'm gonna, 
Just for some buddah, she wanted me ta bone her, 
Deminin', Ya think ya meanin', 
I got somethin' for the hoes ta be skeamin' on, 
I'm the Buddah-Real take a trip ta hoota'ville, 
I'll throw ya out the door, of my big blue Siville, 
Then light another joint, 
This ain't no exploition (poin't), 
Cause we are the ones stonein' in the ways of the mastas, 
Stoned is the walk, 
Stoned is the walk, 
Stoned is the walk, 
Stoned is the walk, 
(Sen- Dog) 
Hit they, hit they [bad word]  
(B-Real) 
make the buddah get stinkey 
Wooooo, Woooo 
(Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight, 
Huhu, Blast 'em!) 
Stonend is the walk,