These songs always start out just fine
Not a high note to be heard
You think that you're gonna sound good
But [bad word] me, this is just the verse..

You've got the power behind low notes most girls can't
Pull off so well, heavens know they try...

But don't get over-confident
You know how [bad word] Disney songs wind up
They open low and finish high
Oh god, it's getting high

Oh wait, it's okay
The piano plays away
I can use my soft 
Head voice for this part
I don't sound as bad as I thought
Let the song roll on...
My range never bothered me anyway

It's funny how I'm thinking
It surely ain't that hard
And though I used to be self-conscious
It's not the case anymore!

It's time to see what I can do
No limitations, let's hope this doesn't fall through
It's clearly not impossible [bad word] it!

Here I go, an alto
Tryna sing these notes so high
But although I didn't know [bad word]  why did I give this a try? [bad word]  I'm back in this crappy head voice!
Please can I stop now?

Oh no, [bad word] to the bridge, that can't be good news
It's getting about as high as I can go, dear god, whose
Idea was it to even let me attempt this?
I'm straining so [bad word] hard, I'm [bad word] from here on out!
 [bad word] this [bad word]  so done with it
These are notes I just can't hit
Before my throat goes dry
My voice will crack and then I'll cry
I can't do this Disney [bad word] [bad word] you all, I quit!
My range never bothered me anyway...

(just kidding [bad word] you all)