Do you remember, Gerry Cooney? 
Girls, put your [bad word] away 
Yeah, this great man 
The Great White Hope 
He slipped back between the ropes 
And he never stepped inside 
The spit bucket that night he did fight 
And he looked at me 
Gave me a wink 
Then Cooney yeah, he just started to sing 

He sang: 
 [bad word] bam-ba-lu-ba 
 [bad word] bam-boo 
 [bad word] ah-rooti 
Shabba-labba-labba-dingdong 
 [bad word] bam-boo 

Gerry Cooney 
I'll fight for you 

Yeah, I remember Saint Steven's Day 
Cooney came over 
He hoped to make way 
He said [bad word] out outside 
He said, I know it's dark 
(But he, he took one turn and he just trailed off) 
So I put on his gloves 
That don't fit quite right 
It left me so cold 
I wanted to fight 
So I hit him one time 
I hit him two time 
Yeah, and Cooney 
He just smiled 

He sang: 
 [bad word] bam-ba-lu-ba 
 [bad word] bam-boo 
 [bad word] ah-rooti 
Shabba-labba-labba-dingdong 
 [bad word] bam-boo 

Gerry Cooney 
Yeah, I'll fight for you 

(Yeah, you went to fight on the other cow 
141, yeah I was too high 
So I grounded my weight down to 136 
Yeah, I know I know, skinny and six  [bad word] on, Cooney. You're not responsible 
Step out the way, I'll take one of your rounds  [bad word] on, Cooney! Get up off the ground!) 

Yeah, I remember 
Gerry Cooney 
Men, put your gusto to shame 
He fought for us 
Inside the ring 
Sure, he lost 

But at least we could sing, sing: 
 [bad word] bam-ba-lu-ba 
 [bad word] bam-boo 
 [bad word] ah-rooti 
Shabba-labba-labba-dingdong 
 [bad word] bam-boo 

Gerry Cooney 
I love you