Well now then Mardy Bum
I've seen your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And [bad word] all these words
Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you
side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen?
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today
When you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh, I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
I thought as much
Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bear

Why can't we just laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today
When you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

And yeah I'm sorry I was late
but I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state
And I can't be [bad word] To carry on in this debate
That reoccurs,
Oh when you say I don't care
But of course I do,
Yet I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today
When you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on....least not today...