Oh yeah,
Uh, y
Oh yeah,

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang

The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and [bad word] The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny [bad word] and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done

It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home

The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my [bad word] These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks

Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile  slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home

I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later I [bad word] for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my [bad word] so I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a [bad word] til somebody said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead

Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a  train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah