oh, he was a weak boy
 lacked a pair of balls
 he wasn't pierced at all
 oh, he was a geek boy
 with a chest so small

 big balls, hairy balls
 hard balls, hot babes
 hairy babes, yummy babes
 yummy balls, and oily muscles too

 Ronal the Barbarian, [bad word] 
 big balls, hairy balls
 hard balls, hot babes
 hairy babes, yummy babes
 yummy balls, and oily muscles too

 we'll keep on fighting, muscles are shining
 we are the champions
 thunder and lightning, excess of lightning
 fighting with balls in thongs
 we are togetherall dressed in leather
 all bits are wet and we're perfectly tan
 we have pierced our nipples

 Ronal the Barbarian, [bad word]