Im the kinda guy
Who dont pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I [bad word] about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon theyll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on a leash
I think about it sometimes
While Im sittin on the beach
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer aint cold
When i go over there i gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house
Schemin in the dark
Im walkin all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess itll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA

Alabama
Dali Lama
Baby Mama

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA [bad word] madonna
Benihana
Antique father

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA