Now don't even get me started on Monday 
And Tuesday, that went straight to my head 
Wednesday. Really? Oh go [bad word] yourself 
And Thursday I'll be in bed 

Because Friday here [bad word] 
Always your most loyal son 
And I've got vengeance written in my eyes 
So fill me up, hey where's the wine? 
Yo pass the pipe, I need a light 

Because I'm a weekend warrior 
I'm a weekend warrior 

Now Friday night was no surprise 
And I hit Saturday in perfect stride 
Then [bad word] with no regrets 
It's time to dry out 
Oh you wanna bet? 
The weekend isn't over yet 

Because I'm a weekend warrior 
I'm a weekend warrior 

I know you hate to love to see me this way 
you wanna be there when I need to be saved 
but when tomorrow turns out just like today 
You'll wish you never let me out of my cage 

Oh [bad word] you're gonna [bad word] pay 

Monday? 
Oh God not again 
You said you'd always be my friend 
But I'm left standing here all by myself 
So take me now if you wanna help 

Because they've got hatred written in their eyes 
And you know that [bad word] to my surprise 
Ah [bad word] it because in five days I'm gonna 
settle the score 
Just fill me up the give me more 
Give me more 

Because I'm a weekend warrior 
I'm a weekend warrior