It's my money gonna spend it on gum
It's my career I can do a shark jump
It's my jaw and I can wire it shut
I can read gersbermps
They're ma ferverite berks
Dead Cats and dirty dishes everywhere
Hands in my pants cus I'm itchy there
I'm just came to shame my mother
Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now
Tryin' to be a poorman's Gaga (GAGA)
Or an Albino Rihanna (EH EH)
Now I'm dating a french guy made outta french fries
Nom nom nom nom nom
I look just like tweety
If he was [bad word] Gonna give my Daddy
An achy breaky heart attack

BILLY RAY [bad word] Sweet Niblets.

MILEY
This is my butt
This is my cooch
And I wont stop
Chewin' my gum
Tryin' extra hard to be edgy
It's my middle finger to Disney
Freaky hand chop
Pepto bismol
This is my musical cry for help
Can't buy a clue with all this wealth
No bones
It's my booty I can put it on stuff
It's my booty I can drag it on [bad word] It's my booty I can put it on Doug
I can put it on a Pug or all of the above.
I could try be classy, but what for?
I want to get my face on Mt. Slutmore
Remember only god can judge ya
Unless you're busted, then a judge can judge ya
Tryin' to look y but it's just sad
Is this an American Apparel Ad?
I'm not anorexic
Just replaced breakfast with crack.

BILLY RAY
Now Miley is asleep
Nobody make a peep
Ya'll get up on yer feet
I'm gonna show you a cool dance
Everybody clap
Take two steps back
I'll just latch on
To her hit song
My wife gave birth to a cash machine
Sometimes she lets me be in her movies

MILEY
Get out daddy or else I'm gonna pound you

BILLY RAY
Don'tcha sass me I can still ground you
For gettin' that dumb Sharon Stone hairdo
I heard you were dating a french dude
Where is he?

MILEY
Stop Daddy!

BILLY RAY
I kill you [bad word] 

MILEY
Stop Daddy!

BILLY RAY
Die!

MILEY
He's my boyfriend I love him!

BILLY RAY
French fry guy!

MILEY
I hate you!

BILLY RAY
USA!...Tasty