Take a cup of lack-of-talent
Add a [bad word] who's good in bed
Dude with big lips, chick with big [bad word] Mix until they're dead
Sprinkle on some crappy lyrics
Add a really stupid name
learn how to pose, ridiculous clothes
Voila' instant fame

You wanna be on MTV
Well here's the recipe
You wannabees on MTV
Follow the recipe

Take a huge bag of [bad word] Add a couple pounds of [bad word] Some booze and cocaine, pretend you're insane
and steal some 50's hit
Make 'em think you're real pretentious
serious poetic soul
You're dumb as a cow, you're famous but how ?
I don't really know
 [bad word]