Okay, all you pus suckin [bad word] out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry [bad word] To caller number 666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playin with myself
It's time to [bad word] Well I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger, Ginger

My hand gets tired and my [bad word] gets sore
But the girls of [bad word] want more
So, I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the [bad word] fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah

quarter for a peep show
private booth or talkin to a naked [bad word] Triple X video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The Devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Asia and John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tinglin tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S&M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with [bad word] pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro and both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you [bad word] 
We got incest and bestiality too
We got Sade and The Sweetest Taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to [bad word] your shoe

There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers
And cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

My hand gets tired and my [bad word] gets sore
But the girls of [bad word] want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the [bad word] fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was trained to [bad word] you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to [bad word] you, baby
I, I, I was trained to [bad word] you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to [bad word] you, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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