*snorting* 

It was a dusty old night 
And I'm the first to admit it 
I'm sure I upset someone 
But my memory has chosen to omit it 

tiny voice was telling me 
I really should cool it 
Chewing my face off 
Talking [bad word] 

The first line hit me like a kick in the face 
Thought I better have another one just in case 
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] ...And Back

One way ticket to [bad word] and back 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] and back 
One way ticket to [bad word] and back 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] and back 

I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps 
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps 
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits 
But now my septum is in tatters 
And I've still got [bad word] 

It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule 
The strangers all agreed that it was rocket fuel 
Several lines are chocking like a glorious game 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] ..And back!

One way ticket to [bad word] and back 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] and back 
One way ticket to [bad word] and back 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] and back 

(Sitar/effects) 

Stick it up your [bad word] nose! Woohoo! 

(Solo) 

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder 
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder 
Wheels came off but I'm still on track 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] ..And back! 

One way ticket to [bad word] and back(yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] and back(ooh yeah) 
One way ticket to [bad word] and back, 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] (oooh yeaah) 

One way ticket to [bad word] and back(woo!) 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] and back 
One way ticket to [bad word] and back, 
Bought a one way ticket to [bad word] ..