Ying Yang friends
Ying yang friends!
TJ
Bo Burnham. Love this dude. Friends forever, right man?
YEA, BRO!
Ebony and Ivory. ‘Cept we both Ivory, mother f***ers!
Yea, man. Hear that beat? That’s heavy, man. That’s heavy.
We gotta respect one another. I respect his work, y’all!
Yea, respect his family.
Yea, I’ll respect your families, y’all.

It’s the illest, still silliest Dr. Seuss. I f*** witches, [bad word]  make Goody Proctor loose. Yea, I went to the zoo and I fisted a goose and while my hand was inside it, I threw up the deuce, [bad word]  Die hard. Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis? I’m the fresh young kid, you the saggy old Phyllis Diller kid. I’m the DJ killer now I’m passing the mic off to DJ Miller, WHAT!

It’s the silliest, illiest illiest Dr. Seuss. I f*** witches make Doctors Proctors loose. I went to the zoo man, (Uhh…) and fisted a goose, man. When my hand was inside her, I threw up two fingers! Die hard!

Uh, yo, Teej. Those are my rhymes, dude. And stealin’ my rhymes, dude, is [bad word] 
What are you talking about, man? What’s the deal, I mean, did the Beasty Boys do it, they say the s-
No, the Beasty Boys emphasize words at the ends of…
Saying the same words. Alright, I’ll do something different.
Okay, go.
YO, Teej, that’s my rhymes, dude. And stealin’ my rhythms is [bad word] 
You’re joking, right? That’s the same-
No, I’m singing. That’s the [bad word]  (and other stuff he said)
I’ll give you a word. Just, rhyme…just rhyme a word, look. The best duo around, ain’t no one bigga! Yea!
I wanna give a shout out to all my niggaaaas!
NO!! Dude, we can’t f***ing say that! Are you serious?
What? WHAT. You said it yesterday in the car!
I was, okay. I was singing along to the song that I enjoy.
Whatever, man. You said it in the car.
Well…
When you say it in the car, you say it outdoors!
Are you, like, in one of your moods today or whatever?
Yea, mood. Y’know.
Yea.
I get it. I’m always in a mood. I’m always off.
Well, it seems like- alright, just please rap. Can you just start rapping?
Oh yea, no sure. I’ll rap. I love rapping.
Yea, go.
I got so much sadness, so much shame ‘cause when we go on stage, they always scream your name.
No. Look. No, man. No one’s leavin’ you out. It’s just, “Bo, Bo!” is easy to shout.
When we share hotel rooms, I feel like a creep ‘cause I like [bad word] while watching you sleep.
Yo, that’s f***ed up, dude. Man, you said, “Bo, [bad word] me.” Now I know why all my pillows are [bad word]  I’m really, really worried and a bit annoyed. It seems you’re sending signals like some f***ed up Sigmund Freud, [bad word] 
I’ll never be like you. You’ll always be better.
Yo, just wake me up next time. We’ll jack off together!
What? No, that’s not what I wanna do!
We can rent a movie or [bad word] on, don’t be weird, man. It’s just difficult because obviously, you’re the better rapper.
No, it’s not-
Yea, in this situation…
Better is a stupid word. It’s… we balance each other out.
I’m not some special needs kid, okay.
No! …well, alright.
Yea, there’s always one person’s better.
Can we just skip-
You’re Justin Timberlake, I’m the rest of N’Sync.
Ying Yang Friends! 1, 2, punch. Hungry still? Here’s some lunch! We’re Dodo. Ring like Fodo. Quasimodo got a hunch. Mess with us, we’ll f*** your daughter, take her out, break her water. Now Tj, please, make the track even hotter!

I can’t ‘cause you’re the better man. Everybody likes you. And the plan is always your decision. You’re the best. Look at TJ. Make fun of his sweatervest! (Yea) When girls wanna sleep with you, they talk to me.  Then you tell them, “Hey, walk over here with me.” Then you make out with them when clearly I was talking to her all night at the bar! (Dude, she…) Clearly a very attractive (you’re…) red head who is into photography.
It seems like you have issues that you need to work