Beth and Marlene's pies 
with help from Caroline 
after just one slice 
you can uncover any lie 
that's why the NSA 
and now the FBI 
want to be the ones who control 
Beth and Marlene's pies 
with help from Caroline 
so basically that's why 

I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin 
legend says it does exist 
if you don't stop looking for it 
I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin 
legend says it will bake for the world 
(oh it will yes it really will) 

in case we have 
rolled out our little world too flat 
then the giant's rolling pin 
will roll the [bad word] out 
so that the whole world can dig in 
to Beth and Marlene's pies 

everybody spies 
so why the big surprise? 
that is why the working woman 
well deserves a slice
(Mississippi mud or Key lime?)
but now the nice taxman 
in every state has tried 
to say that it's in his jurisdiction to decide 
who gets a bit of pie 
so honestly that's why 

I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin 
legend says it does exist 
if we don't stop looking for it 
I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin 
legend says it will bake for the world 
(oh it will yes it really will) 

if in fact we had 
rolled our little world too flat 
then the giant's rolling pin 
would roll the [bad word] out 
so that the whole world can dig in 
the whole world can dig in 
to Beth and Marlene's pies 
with help from Caroline 
for a window of time you can see through any lie 
with help from Caroline
and the giant's rolling pin