Well, tumbleweed's a rollin' in this little town out west
Here we find Sheriff Cait our main protagonist
Don't worry now she ain't alone she's got her [bad word] steed
Alistar, the mighty bull, her faithful deputy.
Deputy
Sheriff Cait 
And the Western Gang

Desperada Cass and Bandito Fiddlesticks,
High Noon Twisted Fate our three antagonists
The sun is sitting high as our narrative is told
With the gold in sight our story will unfold
Unfold
Sheriff Cait

Sheriff Caitlyn
So many bad guys so little time
Sheriff Caitlyn
Her and Alistar are fighting crime
Sheriff Cait
Boom headshot
Sheriff Cait 
And the Western Gang

From out the dust and wind at the stroke of high noon
Our desperados barge into the Piltover Saloon
"Reach for the sky!" Cass shouted with a petrifying gaze
In a flash they took the gold and left the place ablaze
Ablaze
Sheriff Cait

Sheriff Caitlyn
So many bad guys so little time
Sheriff Caitlyn
Her and Alistar are fighting crime
Sheriff Cait
Boom headshot

silhouette against the sun
Who is that girl?
Sheriff Cait she's got a gun
The bandits three 
With the gold are on [bad word] Who's up for a showdown?

Fiddlesticks, Twisted Fate 
They were no match 
For Alistar and Sheriff Cait
They're down to one
Final dance with a snake
There's nowhere to go now

Sheriff Cait
Sheriff Cait
Sheriff Cait
Sheriff Caitlyn