https:/ [bad word] my.little.brony

Fellas, there's no reason to be jealous
Overzealous are the fans, 
Oh they tell us how they love us, 
Wave their hands in the stands,

(Oops! Their hooves...)

Clippity clop, and don't stop with the trottin'
Once you get a rockin' Tick tock,

Gettin late at the brony convention
I step up, it's time for a drama intervention
It's me and PT, stirrin' up some [bad word] Show the phony brony ponies who the wizard really is

I cast a spell over the entire room
Trixie Lulamoon's gonna swoon at this buffoon,
Yeah all the pegasisters love to listen to me sing
Ooh! It's gotta hurt, oh, it's gotta sting.

Spotlight so bright it's blinding
Quite right, this fame I'm finding
You don't need reminding, I'm king of the nerds
I'm at the tip top, hip hop, leader of the herd.

HOW DID I [bad word] SO HORSE FAMOUS
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
HOW DID I [bad word] SO HORSE FAMOUS
BY WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY?

I guess I'm 
Just a manchild gone wild for a show about toys
But I had no idea it wasn't meant for little boys
So I made a couple songs, put 'em on YouTube
Dude! I hope I don't get sued!

Man, everypony gotta stir up some drama
Wish the fandom was calmer, gotta put on armor
Just to check the messages in my inbox
Been a full blown assault since Rainbow Rocks was announced

Rainbow, she knows how to rock it thoroughly, 
IWTCIRD, this 
One time I got an autograph by Ashleigh Ball
Can't remember nothin' at all, I passed out in the hall

Spaghetti was literally fallin' out of my pockets,
Alberghetti was laughin so hard her eyes rolled out of her sockets
And fell down on the floor
She continues to be, The Real Sibsy, but can't see!

De Lancie, had to go [bad word] it all,
Make a movie about us, make us all
Look good and decent and kind!
Was he out of his mind?! 
Now my family knows my power level! 
I guess it's time to end it all,
So long horse buckers, I'm offa the ride!

HOW DID I [bad word] SO HORSE FAMOUS
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
HOW DID I [bad word] SO HORSE FAMOUS
BY WATCHIN' MY LITTLE PONY?
WHO WOULDA THOUGHT IT COULD
I NEVER KNEW IT WOULD, 
WHO WOULDA THOUGHT IT COULD GO SO FAR
PLEASE MOMMA TELL ME,
AM I PONY?
PLEASE MOMMA WON'T YOU SAY THAT I AM STAR?!