Walking through another crazy lazy afternoon
Knocking down the driest Dry Martini much too soon
Behind the clouds the sun is out of sight
In my eyes still much too bright

What the [bad word] am I doing here?
Is this planet made for me?
Barman, can I get another beer?
Maybe later I will be able to see

I am senseless useless wasting my time
I am senseless useless but I am feeling fine
I am senseless [bad word] away
I am senseless useless got nothing to say

Walking through another crazy lazy night
Knocking down the driest Dry Martini much too soon
Behind the clouds the moon is out of sight
What a waste, what a waste of an afternoon

What the [bad word] am I doing here?
Is this planet made for me?
Barman, can I get another beer?
Maybe later I will be able to see

I am senseless useless wasting my time
I am senseless useless but I am feeling fine
I am senseless [bad word] away
I am senseless useless got nothing to say