Look at this stuff 
Isn't it neat? 
Wouldn't you think my [bad word]  
Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
The boy who has ev'rything? 
Look at this trove 
Treasures untold 
How many wonders can one cavern hold? 
Lookin' around here you'd think 
(Sure) he's got everything 

I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty 
I've got whozits and whatzits galore 
(You want thingamabobs? 
I got twenty) 
But who cares? 
No big deal 
I want more 

I wanna be where the people are 
I wanna see 
Wanna see 'em dancin' 
Walkin' around on those 
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - feet 
Flippin' your fins you don't get too far 
Legs are required for jumpin', dancin' 
Strollin' along down a 
(What's that word again?) street 

Up where they walk 
Up where [bad word] 
Up where they stay all day in the sun 
Wanderin' free 
Wish I could be 
Part of that world 

What would I give 
If I could live 
Outta these waters? 
What would I pay 
To spend a day 
Warm on the sand? 
Betcha on land 
They understand 
Bet they don't reprimand their daughters 
Bright young women 
Sick o' swimmin' 
Ready to stand 

And ready to know what the people know 
Ask 'em my questions 
And get some answers 
What's a fire and why does it 
(What's the word?) burn? 

When's it my turn? 
Wouldn't I love 
Love to explore that shore above? 
Out of the sea 
Wish I could be 
Part of your world