The Krishna Song (Chapaties Puffing on the Propane Fire) 

 Chapatis puffing on the propane fire 
Subji cooking on the stove 
Vaishnava bhajan playing through the amplifier 
Radha Madhava enjoying in the groves 

Every devotee knows 
If you don't go to Bhagavatam class 
And fail to chant your sixteen rounds 
You-will-make-such-advancement in [bad word] like [bad word] 
You will find it hard to keep any vows. 

The time of death is going [bad word] someday 
What-happens then depends on what you do today 
Don't waste another life trying to sense gratify 
Or you'll take birth again and simply have to cry 

And so I'm offering the bhoga now 
Why don't you sweep the temple room? 
May Lord Govinda who gives pleasure to the cows be 
Very merciful to you. 

[BV:] Kalki avatar is on His way 
He's going to kill the rascals who refuse to pray 
[LV:] So do not let this lifetime pass you by 
And then take birth again as dog or cat . . . .or fly 

And so we are going out on sankirtan 
Just Like Chaitanya-Mahaprabhu 
He says you should chant all the time every place so 
Hare Krishna 
Hare Krishna to you.