I got a dog named dammit
don't do a [bad word] thing
bark real loud
try to look real mean
i don't know why she gotta act that way
she don't ever do a [bad word] thing I say. 

I say sit down dammit
well i say lay down dammit
well i say roll over dammit
i've got a good bone for you

well every night it's time to go to bed
well dammit decides to go and play dead
tell me what this is all about [all i am is?] in the dog house

I say sit down dammit
well i say lay down dammit
well i say roll over dammit
i've got a good bone for you
 [bad word] 

 I'm as nice as I can be 
but dammit walks all over me
i say it's time to start [taking jars?]
[butt jew?] like the dirty dog you are
(yeah you little [bad word]  ya)

I got a dog named dammit
[but he doesn't walk?]
don't pay attention to me at all
[flip it up?] dammit
what i say you're gonna start doin' things my way

I say sit down dammit
well i say lay down dammit
well i say roll over dammit
i've got a good bone for you

i say roll over dammit
i've got a good bone for you

well i say sit down dammit
lay down dammit
roll over dammit
shut up dammit
[don't pay that?] dammit
i've got a good bone for you
(yeah you little [bad word] 

by 4chan