Ladies and gentlemen 
Boys and girls 
Step right up, step right up  [bad word] closer, 
You won't believe your eyes 
Behind this curtain, 
Witness something you've never seen before, 
Heard before, dreamt before 
The most amazing show on earth 

It's the most amazing show on earth 

Do you want to be widely entertained? 
People to know your name? 
Do you crave fame? 
Well they say 
"things aren't always what they seem to be" 
Even your greatest fantasies 
You won't believe your eyes 
Won't even recognize 
The wonderment that lies 
Behind the shimmer and the lights 

Is it [bad word] what they say? 
Is it all just fun and games? 
Or is there more behind the makeup, 
And the faces full of paint? 

I ask you, do you want [bad word] and play? 
Hahahaha 
Get the world [bad word] and play 
Hahahaha 

So sit back, relax, fasten your seatbelts 
It's going to be a bumpy ride to the other side