Land of the free and we're united 
Make our destiny, we take control. Yeah! 
Never divided, we got the power 
And we'll never be divided we fall. Oh yeah! 

Land of the free, free to conspire, to control destiny. Oh yeah! 
You're gonna see, no use resisting you live in the land of the free 
Free to control your life 
Land of the free 
Free to control your mind 
Land of the free 

Land of the free (democracy), united nations of hypocrisy 
Profit's our goal, we're incorporated 
It's big business and [bad word] controlling us all. Oh yeah! 

Land of the free, free to conspire, to control destiny. Oh yeah! 
You're gonna see, no use resisting you live in the land of the free 
Free to control your life 
Land of the free 
Free to control your mind 
Land of the free 

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States Of Hypocrisy and to the republic for which it stand. One nation without liberty and justice for all. 

Land of the free 
Free to control your life 
Land of the free 
Free to control your mind 
Land of the free 
Free to control your life 
Land of the free 
Free to control your mind 
Land of the free 

Yeah right!