Return to sender,
Return to sender

I gave a letter to the post man,
He put it his sack.
Bright and early next morning,
He brought my letter back.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender.
Address unknown.
No such number.
No such zone.

We had a quarrel,
lovers' spat,
I'd write "I'm sorry"
But my letter [bad word] back.

So when I dropped it in the mailbox,
I sent it "Special D"
Bright and early next morning
It came right back to me.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender.
Address unknown.
No such person.
No such zone.

This time I'm gonna take it myself
And put it right in her hand
And if [bad word] back the very next day
Then i'll understand

The writing on it:
Return to sender.
Address unknown.
No such number.
No such zone.

Return to sender,
Return to sender.