Please don't go into the kitchen, that's where the knives are
 and i won't be held responsible
 they won't make me out to be the monster you made me [bad word] 

 i will sleep in our bed tonight,
 where you once slept with her,
 a good nights sleep for once,
 and one for you forever more
 i will sleep in our bed tonight

 please don't go into the kitchen, that's where the knives are
 ah... ah...
 you did me wrong and now it's time to put things right
 i need you like i need a hole in the head
 and i will sleep in our bed tonight,
 where you once slept with her,
 a good nights sleep for once,
 and one for you forever more

 i will sleep in our bed tonight
 you can have the kitchen floor
 i will sleep in our bed tonight,
 where you once slept with her,
 a good nights sleep for once,
 and one for you forever more
 i will sleep in our bed... tonight