Well [bad word]  to your city
 Gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song
 We'll all be flyin' higher than a jet airliner
 And if you want a little bang in your ying [bad word] along

 Well we flew through Cincinnati and we all got really happy
 Grabbed a bowl of that skyline chili along the way
 Then we rolled on into Canton scared the [bad word] out of Marilyn Manson
 And the party started happenin', hey hey hey

 Then in the middle of a Charleston night, we ran into Jessica White
 And a little moonshine got us right plumb smack insane

 And [bad word]  to your city
 Gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song
 We'll all be flyin' higher than a jet airliner
 And if you want a little bang in your ying [bad word] along

 Well we broke down in Greenville in the middle of a hayfield
 But a Bud Light [bad word] pulled up and helped us out
 So we dead headed up to Philly, partied down like real hillbillies
 Brought the Music Mafia and rocked it out

 And Chippewa's where we go when we're up in Buffalo
 Don't you know those Yankees drink enough to drown?

 Yeah [bad word]  to your city
 Gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song
 We'll all be flyin' higher than a jet airliner
 And if you want a little bang in your ying [bad word] along [bad word] along

 Listen up
 Now LA's got the freaks at Pinks and 15 dollar drinks
 And San Antonio is a wild wild rodeo
 And in Phoenix, Arizona we drank way too much Corona
 And we woke up by the river in Jeff City, MO

 And [bad word]  to your city
 Gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song
 We'll all be flyin' higher than a jet airliner
 And if you want a little bang in your ying [bad word] along
 Yeah, yeah

 [bad word]  to your city
 We're gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song
 We'll all be flyin' higher than a jet airliner
 And if you want a little bang in your ying yang
 If you want a little zing in your zang zang
 If you want a little ting in your tang tang [bad word] along [bad word] along [bad word] along [bad word] along
 Yeah, [bad word]  to your city