Hey, I've been driving
 All over the town
 On my cell phone
 Wearin' it out

 And I've finally tracked you down
 Hey, everybody says you're the man
 The final piece to my master plan
 You got my world in the palm of your hand

 Well I know that you got it [bad word] on and just sell it
 Got the cash up in my pocket
 You know I gotta get it

 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
 There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
 I got my money and you got what I need
 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.

 Hey, don't you even
 Think about tellin' me no
 It's only twenty minutes 'til the show
 Hey mister turn it over, let's go

 No, I ain't gonna need a receipt, just make sure
 That it looks like me so the bouncer don't call the police
 And don't tell my daddy stole the keys to his caddy
 Don't dilly-dally, I gotta get the [bad word] out of this alley

 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
 There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
 I got my money and you got what I need
 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.

 Here's my money
 Now get out of my way
 Gonna push my luck
 Right up to the stage

 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
 There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
 I got my money and you got what I need
 Hey mister, hey mister

 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
 There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
 I got my money and you got what I need
 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.

 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
 There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
 I got my money and you got what I need
 Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.

 Hey mister, hey mister