(Tell ya about Kyle's momma)

(Straight outta tailer, Joe C)

Kyle's Momma is a big fat [bad word] She's the biggest [bad word] I know and she stinks like [bad word] Remember back in the day when she was skinny
Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty

I just laugh and walk on past
sayin  [bad word] God [bad word] thats a big fat [bad word] 
f**k that [bad word] she's a big fat trick
but I still let her suck this 10 foot [bad word] 
Joe I'm a crazy hit
down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique
I don't know much, but I know this [bad word] Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] She's a three toed, stank [bad word]  cross-eyed [bad word] 
My homie named Kyle lives up the block
he's got a big fat mom, that sucks my [bad word] non-stop she's a sight to see
a real sloppy [bad word] does right by me
she might be the best suck in the mountains
10 times a week
but [bad word]  who's countin'?
I'm astounded by the things she does
she's the suckinest, f**kinest, freak there ever was
she ain't a [bad word] she's a super groupy
and I past that [bad word] around like a dooby
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat [bad word] 
Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] She's a three toed, stank [bad word]  cross-eyed biiitch

(Tell 'em Joe)

I'm Joe The stands for Cool
I might be a f**k
But I ain't no fool
I just rode from South Park to Golda
Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
little freak [bad word] pimp, but you know that
I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy
Colorado [bad word] ain't [bad word] but yuppies
Whuddup, I'm the J-O-To the motha f**kin sea in the place to be
I don't know what, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch

Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] Kyle's momma is a big fat [bad word] She's a three toed, stank [bad word]  cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch

(Heheheh... yup)

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(This goes out to al the fat [bad word] in the world)

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