I  knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a  fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby [bad word] with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh [bad word] back [bad word] back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord [bad word] soon [bad word]  coming soon.