This is gonna go on for a while
        This is a story about
        a person we know in New York
        And her name is Sister Ray
        very, very good friend of ours
        Sister Ray has a very peculiar occupation
        And because of that has certain, occupational hazards
        And so this song's about what happens down in the street
        Which I'm sure you're all familiar with
        There are five characters in this song
        Duck, Sally, Cecil, a sailor, a booster
        and Sister Ray
        Down on the Lower East Side
        Just sitting around
        Gettin' it on
        Gettin' it together

        Duck and Sally inside
        They're cookin' for the down five
        Who's staring at Miss Rayon
        Busy licking up her pig pen
        Busy licking up her pig pen

        Now Rosie and Miss Rayon
        They're busy waiting for her booster
        Who just got here from Carolina
        She said she's bound be a sailor
        Who's all dressed in pink and leather, ooohhh baby
        Oh, just got here from Alabama
        Said she didn't like the weather
        Wants to know how to earn a dollar
        And said, hey baby, I haven't got the time-time
        She's busy sucking on my ding-dong
        She's busy sucking on my ding-dong, Jim
        Ooohhh, now just like Sister Ray said
        I'm searching for my mainline
        I said I couldn't hit it sideways
        I said I couldn't hit it sideways
        Oh, just like Sister Ray said
        play it on

        Cecil's got his new piece
        He [bad word] and shoots it bang between three and four
        He aims it at the sailor
        He shoots him down dead on the floor
        Oh, you shouldn't do that
        Don't you know you will mess up the carpet
        Don't you know you'll mess up the carpet, ah

        By the way, have you got a dollar
        Hey baby, I haven't any ........
        Hey baby, I haven't .... we got the time-time

        She's busy sucking on my ding-dong
        She's busy sucking on my ding-dong
        Ah, just like Sister Ray said

        She made me do something that I never did before
        [bad word] right out to a flower store
        I bought her a bundle, a beautiful batch
        don't you know something, she sent it right back

        Sally Mae, Sally Mae
        Sally Mae, oh darling, Sally Mae, yeah
        Sally Mae, Sally Mae
        Sally Mae, oh no, Sally Mae, alright

        Well she's over by the corner
        got her hands by her side
        Then hit it harder-harder-harder
        ooohhh, till they thought she might die

        Well I got a foggy notion, do it again
        over in the corner, do it again
        I got my calamine lotion, do it again
        well I got a foggy notion, do it again

        Duck and Sally inside
        They're cooking for the down five
        Who's staring at Miss Rayon
        She's busy licking up her pig pen

        Who is that knocking

        I'm searching for my mainline
        Couldn't hit it sideways
        Couldn't hit it sideways
        Now just like
        now just like
        just like
        Just like Sister Ray said

        ....... up the carpet
        Take me to the ......
        Take me to the carpet
        ........... feel like