Let's play a game called Good Cop, Bad Cop
I will be the good, you can be the bad
Let's find the people who did us wrong
Ask them why we can't just get along
And if they don't answer to my big knife,
You can pull out your 45
And they can beg for their life.

Let's play a game called Good Cop, Bad Cop
You can be the good, I will be the bad
Let's find the lovers who broke our hearts
Ask them how they sleep now we're apart
And even if they answered
We're not done
We will pull our Tommy gun
And shoot them down just for fun!