There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar

- Yo, Harry, you're wizard.

Философский камень

Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requries he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell [bad word] unemploved
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Тайная комната

Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber

Узник Азкабана

Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The [bad word] and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get it either

Кубок огня

Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cuffen gets slayed!
He's back

Орден Феникса

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back
Now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be

Принц полукровка

Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're [bad word] 
It's Dumbledore's end

Дары смерти

There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath