Hey it's a sell out - hey

Let me [bad word] you Ladies and Gentlemen

I would like to say hello

Are you ready for some entertainment ?

Are you ready for a show ?

Gonna rock you gonna roll you

Get you dancing in the aisles

Jazz you, razzmatazz you

With a little bit of style

C'mon let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

 [bad word] here to sell you my body

I can show you some good merchandise

I'll pull you and I'll pill you

I'll [bad word] you

And to thrill you I'll use any device

ha ha ha haa

We'll give you crazy performance

We'll give you grounds for divorce

We'll give you piece de resistance

And a tour de force of course

We found the right location

Got a lot of pretty lights

The sound and the amplification listen

Hey if you need a fix if you want a high

Stickells 'll see to that

With Electra and EMI

We'll show you where it's at

So c'mon let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu

We give you rock a la carte

We'll breakfast at Tiffany's

We'll sing to you in Japanese

We're only here to entertain you

If you want to see some action

You get nothing but the best

The 'S' and 'M' attraction

We've got the pleasure chest

Chicago down to New Orleans

We get you on the line

If you dig the New York scene

We'll have a son of a [bad word] of a time

C'mon

Let me entertain let me entertain

Let me entertain you tonight

Hey where's my backstage pass ?

Hey that Brian May he's outta sight man

Hey that was a bit of alright wasn't it

Outrageous costumes

Not many not many

And I always wanted to be in opera

Oh man I could give you lessons if you like