There's 
new sensation
fabulous creation
danceable solution
To teenage revolution
Do the Strand love
When you feel love
It's the new way
That's why we say
Do the Strand
Do it 
On the tables
Quaglino's place 
Or Mabel's
Slow and gentle

Sentimental
All styles 
Served here
Louis Seize 
He prefer
Laissez-faire 
Le Strand
Tired 
Of the tango
Fed up 
With fandango
Dance 
On moonbeams
Slide 
On rainbows
In furs 
Or blue jeans
You know 
What I mean
Do the Strand

Had your fill 
Of Quadrilles
The Madison 
And cheap thrills
Bored 
With the Beguine
The samba 
Isn't your scene
They're 
Playing our tune
By the pale moon
We're incognito
Down the Lido
And we like 
The Strand
Arabs at oasis
Eskimos 
And Chinese

If you feel blue
Look through 
Who's Who
See La Goulue
And Nijinsky
Do the Strandsky
Weary of the Waltz
And mashed 
Potato schmaltz
Rhododendron
Is a nice flower
Evergreenin'
It lasts forever
But it 
Can't beat 
Strand power
The Sphynx 
And Mona Lisa
Lolita 
And Guernica
Did the [bad word]  
Strand