Wherever I go people say to me,
"Hey, are you that guy?
Doctor [bad word] 
Rory Williams", and I sigh.
I want to tell them
There's more to me than this.
I'm not just a bloke
Riding a TARDIS.

I am an actor in a fable,
I didn't get captured by a weeping angel.
You need to know
I've my own story,
I'm not Rory.

Let it go, let it go,
I'm not in Doctor Who anymore.
Let it go, let it go,
Because now I'm treading boards.
I am in a West End play,
It's called "Once"
And tickets are available every day.

It's [bad word] that I know Matt Smith,
We've battled some villains.
The daleks weren't the worst ones,
That was Karen Gillan.
People they shout, "Exterminate!"
When they see me,
It really isn't great.
All that it needs is a Google search
To see that I'm in Broadchurch.

Let it go, let it go,
You won't see me [bad word] Con.
Let it go, jesus, let it go,
My suffer days are gone.
I am a 
Real actor.
I can sing as well.
My agent's contactable every day.