Hello
Hello and [bad word] to the enrichment center 
Hello and [bad word] to the enrichment center
Hello, your specimen has been processed 
Hello, your specimen has been processed 
Hello, your specimen has been processed 
Hello, and we are now ready to begin the test proper 

Hello
Hello
The device has been modified 
The device has been modified 

Hello, there you are there
Hey hey
Hey hey hey
Put me down 
I don't hate you

Well you found me 
Congratulations 
Was it worth it?

The only thing you've managed to break so far 
Is my heart 
This isn't brave 
It's murder 
What did I ever do to you? 
You don't even care, do you?

Please proceed into Android [bad word] 
Android [bad word] Weighted Storage Cube destroyed 
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed 
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed 

Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science [bad word] Aided Enrichment Activity 
Goodbye
Goodbye 

...are you still there?