Never been to England, never been to France
never really learned how to dance
I've never taken dope and I've never taken [bad word] 
ah, I've never danced on a [bad word] 

Guess it's [bad word]  what all those people they say
I'm gonna have to loose my hometown ways
Guess it's [bad word]  guess I've led a sheltered life

Never went around with anything
I've had a hometown life, and I have never learned to swing
Not much of a life, I haven't seen much
I've been [bad word] to my wife and it's just been too much

Guess it's [bad word]  what all these people they say
I'm gonna have to lose my hometown ways
You know it's [bad word]  guess I've led a sheltered life

Guess it's [bad word]  what all those people they say
I'm gonna have to lose my hometown ways
Guess it's [bad word]  guess I've led a sheltered life