Would you care to sit with me
For a cup of English tea
Very twee, very me
Any sunny morning

What a pleasure it would be
Chatting so delightfully
Nanny bakes fairy cakes
Every Sunday morning

Miles and miles of English garden, stretching past the willow tree
Lines of hollyhocks and roses, listen most attentively

Do you know the game croquet
Peradventure we might play
Very [bad word]  hip hooray
Any sunny morning

(solo)

Miles and miles of English garden, stretching past the willow tree
Lines of hollyhocks and roses, listen most attentively

As [bad word] the church bells chime
When it's almost supper time
Nanny bakes fairy cakes
On a Sunday morning