PUT ON HAPPY FACE
Performed by [bad word] Van [bad word] and Janet Leigh
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Why look so awf'ly tragic
Put on a happy face
Smiling can work like magic
Put on a happy face
Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile

Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off the full of doubt look
Slap on a happy grin
And spread sunshine all over the place
Just put on a happy face

Flowers?
Put on a happy face
Put on a happy face

Why do you mope around so sourly
It's such a strain
I always try to chuckle hourly
It clears the brain

JANET:
I knew a girl so gloomy
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean old thing
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So spread sunshine all over the place
Put on a happy...

(Dance Routine)

BOTH:
So put on a happy face