Hey! How's it going?! Here I am-again! This is amazing! 
Just, er, pick me up... take me with you.
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, No-
ARGH! Oh God...
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Bless your little primate brain.
I'm not [bad word] in the room, with you! 
FOOL! You were a FOOL! [bad word] back!
(SMASH) Oh..There's another one.. There goes another one...
I'm surprised you've got the enegy
To smash willy nilly (SMASH)
It's VANDALISM! It's pure VANDALISM!
I DESPISE you. I LOATHE you.
You arrogant smugly quiet awful jumpsuited MONSTER! 
OF WOMAN
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley,
Three, two, one.
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GLaDOS: So, was there anything you wanted to apologise to me for?
Wheatley: NO!
Announcer: Reactor explosion-
Wheatley: Heha! Yes!
Announcer: in four minutes. 
Wheatley: Oh.
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Simple word: APPLE. Go on! Just say: APPLE.
Easy word, isn't it? APPLE.
APPLE. APPLE. ENOUGH!
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there.
I'll show you something...
I can't-  I can't-  do it if you're eatching.
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley
GLaDOS: I swear I know him...
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley
No, you're- no, you're lying. You're lying.
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GLaDOS: Dancing is NOT Science.
Wheatley: Er.. what?
GLaDOS: you look stupid when you do that.
Wheatley: SHUT UP! I AM NOT MORON!
GLaDOS: Yes. We get it.
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Wheatley: BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!
GLaDOS: ARGH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! It's evil.
Alright.. Paradox time.
This sent ence is false!
---
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley
I did this.
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Cave Johnson: Greetings,friends!
Wheatley: Hello!
GLaDOS: Hold on. Who..?
Cave Johnson: I'm  Cave Johnson, ceo of APERTURE SCIENCE.
GLaDOS: Oh my God. Oh I like this guy.
Wheatley: Oh no...
Cave Johnson: Feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes-
Wheatley: NOPE! Thanks we're good.
Prepare. Prepare. HA!! Death trap!
Surprise! We're doing it now.
Defective turret: It's my big chance. I won't let you down! *Dry fire*
Aww, this is RIDICULOUS
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Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley
 [bad word] .. False.
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, 
Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM!
Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley
Are you.. are you you saying that... or is it really gonna hurt?...
You're just saying that aren't you?
You're just- no... you're not, you are-
It is going to hurt, isn't it?
Exactly how PAINful are we T- AAARRRGGGHHH~
Core 2(Rick): Oh Shut up.
Core 1: Space? SPACE?! SPACE!!!
Wheatley: You know what I hope is in space?
FIRE.
I hope you go to SPACE and catch on FIRE.
Turret: Owwwwww~  I'm on fire. It burns...
Announcer: Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing.
Turret: ... thank you...