I want a real [bad word] there so freakin' bad.
I'll but it tampax and some maxi pads (i'll take good care of it i promise)
It [bad word] with a hymen all new and pristine
But i'll bust that cherry like a [bad word] queen (with a big ole [bad word] 

Oh every time i close my eyes,
I see my balls they fall out of the side. (of my panties)
So turn my [bad word] into a slip and slide
I swear the world better prepare for when i'm a lady there.

Yeah, i would have the whole shebang done though surgery is not so fun.
Put it on your wish list to give my gash a little kiss.
I'll probably pull a little brittany and flash it,
Show the world i paid the coins for the front slit

I want to see if it makes when i go [bad word]  its called a [bad word] maybe cause it sounds like a cat hiss.
It'll be a couple months since my ditch was dug, made a hole from a pole, now all i need is jugs.
I'll probably get 'em real tasteful right, i'm just kidding they'll be huge.
You won't forget about me stupid even when i'm old i'm gonna have a big hoopa.

Oh and every time i close my eyes (whatcha see, whatcha see?)
I dream my [bad word] will fall off and die
And then i get a [bad word] so supersize you said.
The world better prepare for when i'm a lady there
Oh oh oh oh oh oh when i'm a lady there, oh oh oh oh

I'll be buying of the panties at fredericks, lou vitton for the kicks
Then i'll ask victoria just what the [bad word] her secret is.
Toss a couple up inside just for the heck of it
But keep the thumbs out don't be making i'm a fisting chick.

I'll probably let you take a crack it love you long time, now apocalypse attack it
I'll take some pictures for my christmas card, sit on santas lap get that aarp [bad word] hard
Oh and it nobody around me would think that i'm a boy, no one trying to clown me
It's just a vaginal seem but give me five's give me ten's cause it's my dream

I want a real [bad word] there so freaking bad.
I'll but it tampax and some maxi pads (i'll put sunscreen on it too)
It [bad word] with a hymen all new and pristine, but i'll bust that cherry like a [bad word] queen (nice and whory)

Oh every time i close my eyes my balls they fall out of the side.
So turn my [bad word] into a slip and slide
I swear the world had better prepare for when i'm a lady there.
Oh oh oh oh for when i'm a lady there.

Oh oh oh oh yeah
It'll smell like clam chowder there, so freakin' bad.